Jake's Last Will and Testament

First and foremost I would like to give my good-hearted spirit to Stephen A. Smith, because he is negative and heartless. I would leave my negativity to Aaron J. Baker because he’s far too positive for his own good. To Stephen I’d also leave my Openness, because he could benefit from a bit more curiosity and ingenuity. For Jamal, I leave my Emotional Stability so that he can have a higher tolerance for people that may not be on his level. I’ll leave Sanjeev Z. Kumar my Social Boldness so that he can be more venture some and thick skinned. I leave Robert Q. Piraino my Perfectionism so he can finally start giving out correct assignments that are well thought out. I also leave Mr. Piraino my Comprehension so that when his “Elite” pupils spit ball higher-level words at him he can finally understand them To Mr. Timothy W. Flanders I leave my responsibility and maturity, because everyone still has a little room to grow up—and Tim, has a lot of room to grow up. I leave the rest to world.